Why Modern Cannabis Culture Looks Nothing Like 2016
Why Modern Cannabis Culture Looks Nothing Like 2016 Ah, 2016. Simpler times…. But 2016…
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Overdid it with a BeastMode gummy?
Crushed a 50mg soda too fast?
We’ve got your back.
You meant to chill. You took a bite of that 500mg BeastMode gummy, sipped a 50mg THC soda, and told yourself, “I’m built for this.”
Next thing you know, you’re pacing the room in socks you don’t remember putting on, trying to unlock your phone with a spoon.
It happens. Even the most experienced cloud navigators get caught in the storm.
This guide is your friendly reminder that every high can be a smooth one…
with the right hacks.
Whether you’re deep in the clouds or trying to help a friend float back to Earth, here are 10 tried-and-true tips to make your sesh smoother, more intentional, and less “what even is reality right now?”
Eating THC on an empty stomach is a one-way trip to space.
Don’t let BeastMode catch you off guard. Having food in your system slows down absorption and helps prevent that sudden drop-kick-to-the-cortex moment.
Fix it: Eat a balanced snack before consuming. Think carbs, fats, and protein. Josh touches on this combination in this episode of IndaKitchen!
Best bites: Peanut butter toast, trail mix, cheese and crackers, or frozen grapes if you’re fancy.
Our sodas may look like your everyday fizzy fun, but that 50mg is no joke.
The effects might creep in slowly, especially if you’re used to faster-hitting forms like vapes.
Fix it: Wait at least 60 to 90 minutes before deciding you need more. Avoid redosing while your body is still processing.
Golden rule: One and done… until your body says otherwise.
Following this step will keep you from having to use Step. 6
Your environment can make or break a high.
Harsh lighting, messy spaces, or bad energy will creep into your thoughts.
Fix it: Light a candle, dim the lights, cue your favorite playlist, and clean your space before you sesh. The goal is cozy and calm.
Vibe tip: Add fairy lights, a plush blanket, or mood lighting to set the tone.
Sure, you know how many milligrams are in your edible, but do you know the terpene profile? Terpenes influence your mood just as much as potency does.
Fix it: Learn your terps.
Knowing the terp breakdown of your favorite product makes every high more predictable and more enjoyable.
Cottonmouth, nausea, or a foggy head? Nine times out of ten, you’re just dehydrated.
Fix it: Drink water before you start. Keep it nearby during your high. Sip regularly.
Pro tip: If you’re drinking one of our sodas, double up with water to balance it out.
Sometimes the room just feels too… much.
If you’re starting to spiral, get up and move.
Fix it:
Step outside.
Open a window.
Sit on the floor.
Switch locations, even if it’s just from your couch to your bed.
A change in environment can stop overthinking in its tracks.
Bonus points if you literally go touch grass.
Ever feel like your thoughts are racing in 12 directions? Writing them down can quiet the noise.
Fix it:
Grab a notebook, scrap paper, or open your Notes app.
Write out what you’re feeling.
Doodle a little alien.
Make a gratitude list.
Prompt: “Right now I feel…” or “This high is reminding me of…”
It’s not about being deep, baby, it’s about g rounding.
Cannabis can sometimes disconnect you from your body, making you feel floaty or stuck.
Movement brings you back to center.
Fix it:
Stretch your arms overhead.
Wiggle your toes.
Roll your neck.
Do five jumping jacks if you’re feeling bold.
Even tiny movements remind your brain, “Hey, we’re safe. We’re here.”
This is your stoner first-aid kit for when things go sideways. You’ll thank yourself later.
What to include:
Bonus item: A silly toy or fidget. You’d be shocked how grounding a stress ball can be.
This is the most important tip of all. No matter how intense it feels, the high will fade. You are not stuck. You are just really, really high.
Fix it:
Breathe slowly.
Put on a comfort show.
Talk to a friend.
Focus on one sense: touch, sound, smell.
Mantra: “I’m okay. I’m high. This will pass.”
We never stop screaming “Our 500mg BeastMode Gummies are not for the faint of hear”t. And “our 50mg THC sodas are delicious, but also dangerously easy to overdo” That’s why these tips matter…
because cannabis is a tool, not a test.
Respecting the plant means preparing for the ride, not winging it.
Whether you’re using THC for fun, relief, creativity, or connection, it should never feel like something you’re trying to survive.
It should be something you can fully enjoy.
Because the best highs come with balance, intention, and a whole lot of snacks.
Stay cloudy but stay in control. ☁️